Ahem.. Bulma Brief's the "brains" of the Operation...We're doomed. Bulma is an intergalatic hussy, mother of Vegeta's Spawn Trunks and the unfortunatly named Bra (do they hate her or something). Bulma Spends most of the time eating small fancy cakes that her mommy Brings her, spanking Geeter-face, flirting with Karate Bums,dressing baby Trunks in humiliating hats ,typing Lemons on the computer (you think she's doing something important..well she's not) and Spending her Daddy's money
suka- is Bulma a succibus?
indigo- Yes! and a great role model for young ladies everywhere
turn ons- Money, agressive migets, little cream cakes, grocery shpping
Turn offs- People talking about how great #18 is, hairy backs, polyester

Hmmm Freeza is (um an easy target)..
indigo-who flies around in a gaint hat like Hoodo of the 70's childrens classic Liddsville
Suka-W.T.F? anyway He appears to be wearing Mabellyne eyeliner and Lipstick (Dusty Rose), he is Quite Petite and I'm jealous because he's prettier then me
ahem lets analyze the contents of freeza's pink wicker hand bag (that he keeps in the glovebox of his putput walker mobile thingy.

One neatly folded lace hanky, with a small daisy embriodered on the corner

one Mills and Boon Novel ("ripped lacy hanky") slightly damp because Zarbon dropped it while in the ahem powder room

one pair of satin Ballet slippers (babyblue)

peppermint flavoured Ex-lax®

Hello Kitty Dairy, with small heart shaped padlock

small collection of brighty colored plastic bangles

an erotic picture of Vegeta in a sailor suit (back when he had curly blonde ringlets

turn ons-Richard Simmons, Bonnets, 80's sequined sweaters, young saiyin boys, Zarbon
Turn offs-Breasts,gravel,mud


Suka- I think we could have found a better picture
Indigo-guess who I am "Bla bla bla the future, bla bla bla"...MMMmm monkey man, he has sprongy hair and a cool scar and doesn't wear spandex under his armour Suka- sigh...what a rebel...*starts molesting Bardock*

turnons- Beer,large breasts,legs, females that don't wear bras, puffy tails
turn offs- babies, the color yellow, Toma's mystery rash


Suka- whats a Marron
indigo-isn't it kind of tacky to name your Kid after a Slutty Ex-girlfriend -Gah*
Hmm so much missed potential, her Mommy is a kick-booty Killer Cyborg and Daddy..is...well Krillin, shoudn't she be doing something a teeny bit challenging then trying on pink hats and drinking tea?
indigo- like putting coral snakes in Pan's tampax applicators (why did I say that? I smell a Flame..)
Suka- the pigtail thing is cute when you're three but twentythree it's a little bit.....sad

turnons- she declined to tell us..butshe did give us cookies!


Suka- Cell is like a delightful little sponge, soaking up knowlege and energy......I think I-chan is in love with Cell, she wants to marry him and take care of his seven little Cell Jrs , even the pink one who wished to remain nameless

turn ons-#18, girls in complicated underwear, industrial powerturbines, backs of dirty Kitchens, places with rancid leftovers
turnoffs- Mr Satan Naked on a cold day, big shoes, being spanked, the smell of stale urine


Radditz apears to suffer from A.D.D, in the first episode Radditz sees a person screams threats at them ..then runs way screaming "I"M GOING TO GET YOU KAKAROOTTTTOOOOOO!" ...see no attention Span.
Indigo- he has a glorious head of Raven tresses cut in a stylish mullet, and wears a fetching red garter

turnons-half melted moonpies, Chichi, big hair, walking around naked in the lving room
turn offs- spicy corn chips, women who can read, mice


Arggg! I bet he makes his baby sitters cry, listens to little Bow Wow and limp biscuit And makes his mother buy boxers instead of proper little boy underpants

turn ons- Gotenks tells us girls have cooties and smell bad..end of story


I bet he pretends to be a snail when no-body's watching (indigo hides from SaraP)

turnons- Gohan, Gohan and Gohan
turnoffs- People who make jokes about hermaphordites, when Mr Popo watches, Cell


Suka- Chichi is my main female role model, she's an old fashioned Piss and vinegar bitch and also my Dad's favourite character

turnons- pretending that Goku is in fact his evil twin brother Turles, Leather, hot sweaty man-whores
turn offs- Cell singing show tunes, Goku, cleaning the oven, Chibi Trunks


Turles the mystery Saiyin..he surrounds himself with ugly crew members to make himself seem more beautiful and eats fruit like a pornstar!For all his sexypantsness he is a highly unoriginal character (just Goku's head stuck on Radditz's body). Turles is featured in many lemony fan-fics for some odd reason.

Turn ons- Fruit, doing it in public, the feeling of tree bark against his bare skin
turn offs- indigo, the smell of eggs, Barry Manalowe, ceiling mirrors


Goku likes to kill his sexy brothers...he'd probably kill Bardock too if he had the chance. Goku is a sociopathic genius

turn ons- food, hairspray, going "commando"
turn offs- the sound of Vegeta's voice, long words

Suka- I was wrong about Bardock....master yajaroobe is the ultimate sexgod...mmmmmmm

turnons- muu-muus, pie, Oolong in a speedo, rolling allong the beach with sand in his pants
turn offs- confining pants, blue's clues, Richard Simmons, fastburner©


...Fuck Cell, #17 is Dr Geros greatest creation, I mean he wears green arobic socks pulled over his pants and a bandana the size of yajaroobies ass and still looks hella-nifty

turnons- tea cups rides, attractive sisters, rotating beds, spark plugs
turn offs- sailor iron mouse